ErinZ (7:55:52 PM): i need to grow some balls
Mollie (7:56:27 PM): they sell bouncy balls for 25 cents at the grocery store
ErinZ (7:56:35 PM): i could strap them to my groin
Mollie (7:56:39 PM): all you'd need is some string or crazy glue
ErinZ (7:56:44 PM): lots of them
Mollie (7:57:07 PM): yes! you could be SUPER ERIN OF THE TRIPLE SAC!
ErinZ (7:57:25 PM): all i need to do is spend two dollars and i'll have more balls than anyone
ErinZ (7:57:32 PM): my god, i'd be unstoppable!
1 comment:
What you should do is get your desired amount of bouncy balls, which ever color suits your fancy then put them in a medium sized water balloon. For originality use somthing obscure like the gernade shaped water balloons. Then you can use your newly found bouncy ball gernade scrotum as a threat with a catchy tag line like "Your working on my last nerve, if that last nerve goes and i snap ill pull the pin on this *as you point to your crotch gernade with the rubber ball shrapnel*. If i pull on it hard enough it explodes and that makes a real mess, a mess that i dont think either of us wants to clean up. So keep fucking testing me. Go on. Do it."
While saying all that you need to squint alot and never cut eye contact. IF they call your bluff rip it off throw it at them then fly away like freakazoid, providing yourself with the apropriate zoom and woosh sound effects where needed. Buy bouncy balls and water balloon gernades in bulk and this can be a fun way to kill time and impress your friends.
I am really damn bored tonight, if you cant tell haha.
DonkOfKong
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