Saturday, January 11, 2003

Spent the entire day wandering a portion of the planet with nothing but my ZIM bag, my iPod, a pair of headphones, and a dream. I'm trying to get a job, which is... interesting. Let's all hope for the best, hmm?

I love going places on my own. Don't get me wrong, it's awesome to go places with my friends (I have a blast), but it's also very liberating to just go out into the world and observe it. It gives me time to think. I just feel so... independent.

I saw Adaptation. It was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BOY HOWDY!! I loved it some. Very clever and funny and allll sorts of nice things. Then I saw a calendar with bunnies on it.

187 DAYS UNTIL THE COMIC CON!!! I got a postcard in the mail. Woobee!!

And then I ate a crepe.

FRANCE!!!

Wednesday, January 01, 2003

HAPPY NOO YERR!!

Haven't been posting much lately, although not too much besides eating, sleeping, movie watching, and grappling with injustice happened.

Part of me is now at peace because after long years of searching, I have found a group of nerds to play "Magic the Gathering" with. I was hanging out with some friends, it was all nice and good, we decide to go over another friend's house... and BOOM!! There was a nerd Magic card orgy going on. Being one of the only two and a half females on the planet that like the game, I was very excited.

Thusly, I spent my New Years hunched around a table battling ten other people. All male. I quickly merged into a comfortable social zone by handing out postcards featuring provocative half-naked Calvin Klein underwear models. I already fit in. The boys then gave them captions which made me laugh for a good long time, so I recreated them below.





And there you have it. However, through strenuous hours of experimentation, it was found that, when combined, the sultry models form something along the lines of this:



Frightening, isn't it?

I was going to write more but my head is seized by some of the most horrible allergies I've ever known. I want to be shot.