can't seem to shake off the buzz given to me by a martini-in-a-bottle that i found lying in my fridge two hours ago.

laguna beach: the real orange county was beyond horrifying. i don't know many of the people who star in the show personally, but i really don't give a shit about how many people they hooked up with or how they're building a house that spans half of a cliffside. god damnit. who lives like that?? honestly.

bunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunkabunka

bleh.