check out this phone call i got thirty seconds ago:
me: hello?
guy: .... hey.
me: who is this?
guy: ... who is this?
me: this is erin. who are you?
guy: ...this is ricky.
me: um.
guy: are you busy?
me: yeah.
guy: are you sure?
me: i think you have the wrong number.
guy: ... oh. really?
me: yeah.
guy: well, let me just say something, erin... i really wish i could just fuck y--
me: *click*
jesus christ.
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Did you get his phone number on caller ID or anything? I wouldnt mind introducing ricky to the wild world of ultra violence. Few things make me honestly angry, everything else is annoying at best buy that kind of blatant rude comment using sex towards a girl is one of them. I mean for one its incredibly ignorant, like he couldnt think of anything else snappy or witty to say so he defaulted to somthing gross. Assholes like him are why many girls will go "i hate guys they are all jerks" or some such. Which puts me in that catageory simply because im a guy, so by the act of some dick head who i dont know i can get looked down upon. *im not saying your like this it was obvious very quickly when i first met you that you have a fully functioning brain unit, and can most definitly differientiate (spelled badly probly) some jack ass on the phone and every other male on the planet*
Makes me wanna just jab a meat hook in thier spine and start running dragging them as far as i can go, then turn around and kick the hook for extra measure. Ergh it just ticks me off. Sorry, im venting. Its a deep rooted kinda thing, i would go into that but its not fair to keep ranting after i apologize for ranting haha. If you wanna know where im coming from you can ask anytime. I promise to keep it short if ya do.
DonkOfKong
I did something like that once.
...When I was ten.
-Scott
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