Monday, November 01, 2004

gwen stefani's new song has a really good beat, i love her voice, but the words are so god awful and it is a song that will have dated in about two weeks. however, there is one lyric that sticks in my mind like a drooly paste-covered toddler:

"take a chance, you stupid ho"

it was as if gwen stefani took me into a private room and lectured me after i was too scared to ask some hot guy i met in a bar for his number. those six words are so blatantly crude and yet so powerful. kudos to you, miss stefani! your song lyrics may be terrible but you've given me a new phrase to live by.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Im too much of a coward to ask for a phone number from a girl, i always get this feeling they would be embaressed or insulted if the fat guy asked for thier number. I think that this is the fault of movies and TV and such always using the fat people as humor and gross humor. Alot of girls dont care what guys look like really, i know this from experince. But that underlaying feeling is always there. So i work on trying to be an honest or good guy cause i keep hearing thats all that really matters haha. :)

What keeps you from asking for a guys number? if you dont mind me asking that is.