Good Chi Uncle (12:48:32 PM): Hello simpleton brother...what brings you to this knick of the woods?
Dark Chi Uncle (12:49:00 PM): i have come to do battle with you, good brother
Good Chi Uncle (12:49:17 PM): PERHAPS WE SHALL DUKE IT OUT WITH TAISHEEN PECK WA!!!!!
Dark Chi Uncle (12:49:36 PM): GOO GAH FAI SHI SHOW
Dark Chi Uncle (12:50:12 PM): YOUR POWERS ARE GREAT BROTHER, BUT THEY ARE NO MATCH FOR MY ALL POWERFUL DARK CHI MAGIC!!

this is a conversation i had with my sister. if you get what this is parodying, then you are a good nerd and my friend.

uneventful weekend. drove around with steve for a few hours last night, talking about what we're looking for in a man. or what I'M looking for in a man and what he looks for in a woman. or... yeah, that's it. steve is all for the ladies, ladies!!

aladdin is such an awesome movie. al hirschfeld is my new hero. alan menken makes magic with instruments.

"a walk through a park with genitals for trees."